June 2012 Minutes

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Rankings
The subject of the hierarchy was discussed. It was agreed that Lamehand should move down 2 places.

Nine High
Nine High's inclusion in the group was discussed, given that he had not turned up. It was decided that this should be discussed again at the end of the evening, given the small possibility of Nine High turning up late.

Next Meeting
It was agreed that the next meeting shall be co-hosted by Same Suit and The Magician in late September. This will take place on a Saturday night, continuing onto the next day.

Taiwan
Two Pair is to look into the possibility of a meeting in Taiwan in 2013, hosted by Not Quite the Man.

Clothing
We will be obtaining white shirts with names on the cuff, and a new MTMWSOMAJFSH logo, to be designed by Lamehand.

Not Quite the Man
The actions of Not Quite the Man have been to the distaste of the group. Whilst some members wanted him expelled from the group, it was decided that he would be given a year and a day to rectify his actions. If he has not hosted an evening in that period, that a weighted vote shall be taken on the 5th June 2013 as to whether he should remain in the group.

Hockey Friends
The group lambasted Two Pair for not inviting them to Portugal, believing that instead that he had invited his "hockey friends" instead. However, they were wholly incorrect. Despite realising that their intents were founded on incorrect assumptions, in an attempt to save face, they decreed that Two Pair should never again see any "hockey friends". This would involve him moving out of his current place of residence, and moving in the short term to live with Ace Man in Bakewell, from where he will commute to London daily.

Shirt Fines
If shirts are not worn to a meeting then the fine will be 5 shots of an alcoholic beverage of at least 75% proof. These should be consumed between the start of the first game of poker and the end of the last game that night. A member may choose to defer the fine to the next meeting, but the fine will double. The member may choose to gamble the 5 shots, with a game of red or black. If they win, then the fine decreases to 3 shots. If they lose, then it increases to 7 shots.

All shirts that had been stolen should be returned, and an amnesty over shirt stealing was agreed.

The Flop
The Flop was welcomed, and gave a short and pleasant speech, before consuming his introductory 12 year Balvenie.

A vote shall be conducted in private following the meeting to decide whether The Flop should be given permanent membership.

''Nine High turned up to the meeting after the first game. It was therefore agreed that he should move up one position in the hierarchy.''