January 2018 Minutes

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Date: 20th January, 2018

Location: Circus West, Battersea, London.

Matters arising from the minutes of the previous meeting
The Flop was in hospital at the last meeting. This will be corrected.

Shirts
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Half a Hand to buy the correct sizes again, and bring to next meet, having been embroidered as previously specified. Sizes required:"Not Quite the Man - 16, no slim fit. 17 if slim fit.""Ace Man - 15.5""Same Suit - 16""Nine High - 15.5""Magician - 15.5""Lamehand - 15.5""Two Pair - 15.5""The Flop - 17, definitely no slim fit""Half a Hand - 15.5""Where's My Cow - 16"The Flop states that he has a 1 month lead time on embroidery, and will not be held accountable if he is not given this amount of time.

Cards
It is unclear how many packs there are, or indeed how many cards are in them.

The Magician states that Ace Man is a wanker, and has no morals or dignity.

Same Suit retracts his statement that we should "pay the little shit".

Bank account
Half a Hand to circulate bank details by the end of January.

All members to set up standing order of £2.50/month into the bank account as subscription by the end of February.

Charles Margesson
He was a great tackler. He definitely got his tackling colours.

River Queen's baby's name
Three names were proposed, after members of the group: "Where's my" was voted as the most appropriate name, mainly as the full name of the child will be "Where's My Storey".
 * Floppy
 * Where's my
 * Half a Handy

Motion is passed.

Not Quite the Man's presence
There is a round of applause.

Club sandwich anyone?

Immaturity and puerility were the cause of his perfunctory withdrawal. However, he enjoys the group, and would like to stay as a more discreet member.

Ace Man proposes that Not Quite the Man becomes Vice President of the group. This title should be included on any written correspondence.

Motion passed.

River Queen's receipts
How big are Two Pair's pupils?

Rankings
The following changes are proposed: Nine High states that he never stole money or slagged off the group, and that his ranking is therefore unfair. No one cares.
 * 1) Half a Hand to swap with River Queen - not passed
 * 2) Not Quite the Man returns to the rankings at the bottom - passed
 * 3) Not Quite the Man moves above Half a Hand - passed
 * 4) Half a Hand moves to the bottom - not passed
 * 5) The Flop moves above River Queen - not passed
 * 6) Nine High moves above Half a Hand - not passed

River Queen is shagging someone else
She's a lovely woman. It's fine.

Half a Hand shops at Tesco.

Half a Hand asks for a tootski.